From my updated interests--

He remembers the bubble wrap.

 

When the server is flooded, it is because he wants to go for a swim.

 

HahliHusky writes his signatures.

 

James Cameron directed his avatar.

 

When he linked to a website with forums, Black Six gave him a proto boost.

 

His member description is 'Member Indescribable.'

 

He leads an underground league of fledgling newbies training in the dark arts with a presence in thirty-two countries, and Madagascar.

 

His topics in NMQ&A are statements.

 

He once posted spam, just to see what it felt like.

 

His blog is praised as a source of knowledge in regions without Internet access.

 

He is...the most interesting BZPer in the world.