John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat.

Did you try turning it off an on again?

Did you try turning it off an on again?

Yeah, but all I'm getting is a blank screen.

Hm. Is it plugged it?

Hm. Is it plugged it?

Yep, I double checked. Could it be a problem with the RAM?

No, no. Too obvious.

I want you to clean your motherboard off, then try again.

No, no. Too obvious.

 

I want you to clean your motherboard off, then try again.

Okay, I opened my case, and vacuumed out the dust. I also noticed a huge crack going down it. Could that be related to my problem?

It's nothing, believe me. Now, try turning it on again. If it doesn't work, send it in, we'll charge you fifty thousand dollars, and wipe all your data, then send it back without fixing it.

It's nothing, believe me. Now, try turning it on again. If it doesn't work, send it in, we'll charge you fifty thousand dollars, and wipe all your data, then send it back without fixing it.

It didn't work.. I guess that's the best deal I can get. I'll try sending it in tomorrow. When can I expect it to come back?

Never, if you're lucky.

Okay, sounds good. I'll send you my money via PayPal and send the computer through UPS.

Gosh I hope it doesn't get damaged on its way to you..

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how IT works.

Thank you, and good night.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how IT works.

Especially if you go with Best Buy's GeekSquad.