That's right! For a not so limited time only, I'm offering you the chance to read some of the greatest Television quotes of all time! (Results may vary)

Dr. John Zoidberg: "Just make sure you don't end up old and lonely like poor Dr. ZOIDBERG! *cries*"

Bart Simpson: "Don't have a cow, man."

The Doctor (9): "I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head- and don't say that's an improvement!"

The Doctor (10): "Alons-y! Hm, I should say that more often. Alons-y, Rose Tyler! If I could meet someone named 'Alonzo' then I could say 'Alons-y Alonzo' as many times as I want and it would never get old and you're staring at me."

Peter Petrelli: "Save the cheerleader, save the world!"

Stewart Gilligan Griffin: "Yes, I shall have ice-cream- but no sprinkes! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!"

Dalek: "EXTERMINATE!"

Hiro Nakamura: "How do you stop an exloding man?"

Various BZP Members: "'Television Quotes'? What a waste of a blog."