I agree. There's nothing better than using BZP staff warnings in everyday speech. My catchphrase has long been "Image linked; do not post images over 500 KB in size."

My catchprase has always been "Inappropriate content removed."

My catchprase is "Please do not link to sites with forums."

You may have heard mine before. "Do NOT Bypass the word filter."

You may have heard mine before. "Do NOT Bypass the word filter."

Pfff. What a prude.

Mine's "Unless it's something I'm gonna care about, I don't"