So, has anyone else ever thought "Hmm... I wonder if could cut my own hair?"

It all started when my bangs began to get really annoying and obscure my vision. Looking in the mirror, I noticed my head was shaped like a bowling ball or a coconut shell. I WOULD NOT STAND FOR THIS MUTANY FROM MY OWN SCALP!

Thus began retaliation. Mission Statement: Trim down to around 1 inch in length. Mission accomplished. Unfortunately, the back of my head was tricky and the battle left my head scarred with ridge lines... So later in the day, I grasped my trusty pair of scissors and valliently tried again to halt the horrid head morbuzahk in its hostile take-over of my self-consciousness in public!

Long story short; it didn't work and I was too tired to continue. You won that round, foul scalp weed!

At last, this morning after watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother (the one where Marshall and Lily get married and Marshall shaves a part of his head), I found the answer!

I needed reinforcements... The big guns... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!

I plugged in its power cord "CHARGE!" I yelled to the bathroom mirror in a great war-cry.

This was it; the ultimate, final showdown...

I succeeded. My hair is now buzzed, being around half an inch in length and it doesn't look half bad, if I do say so myself. ^^

Lesson learned; whenever I cut my own hair, I'm just going straight for a buzz. XP

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Tekulo <3