This site sucks.

We apologize for any and all confusion on this matter with this tiny, hardly-able-to-read-without-ctrl+C/ctrl+V text. This text here is to assure you that the above statement is indeed an allusion to an old BZP animation done by SPIRIT back in the day. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then look up SPRIT's PSA's, they are great pieces of BZstalgia. Now I shall continue this very tiny, tiny text because I like unnecessarily long fine-print because it's just so redundant. I also currently have the hiccups and am about to make cupcakes in the wee hours of the night. I'm not planning for this to turn into an all-nighter, but stranger things have happened... Like UFO's being run by cows or the Lock Ness monster posing as a piece of driftwood. Also, GET OFF MY LAWN!