Or, if you want to get technical, 2 hours and 28 minutes.

What I expect from all of you:

Four or five birthday topics in CoT, possibly even a few in GD.

Loads of profile comments wishing me a happy birthday.

Many blog entries wishing me a happy birthday.

Tons of PMs wishing me a happy birthday.

If I have you on Skype, Yahoo, Steam or WLM, a hoard of IMs wishing me a happy birthday.

Pictures of ponies.