Why didn't you PM me your question?

=P

do you dream about farm animals

Because I failed kindergarten reading, apparently. =P

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be screwed up or what

What if you punched someone so hard they turned into a door? And you're standing there like What The Hey? Then you find out that's how all the doors in the world are made and the harder you punch someone the better the door is. Then you like get invited into a secret underground group of murderers that go around punching people and turning them into doors and there's like experts that punch people and turn them into hand carved mahogany french exterior doors.

what if one day you woke up and you had yaoi hands

I believe you mean AXONN'S JUSTICE FISTS OF JUSTICE, sir.

HHHHHHHH DONT YOU START THAT OMFG

what if all the air in the world turned into wood

What if Oxygen is just tree burps?

Are you old enough to remember when the "what if" topics plagued GD?

Only on Tuesdays.