To the person who saw fit to give my blog a rating of one star while I was incommunicado: I would appreciate it if you could tell me what is so gut-wrenchingly disgusting about my blog that it deserves a rating of one star. I know it's nowhere near the best blog on here, but one star? Maybe I'm just too insecure.

To everyone else: I am (as you may or may not have noticed by the fact that my blog has appeared on page one for the first time in like six weeks) back. During my absence I got scratched in the eye by a cat, received half of my A+ Certification ('puter tech stuff), supervised and ran a massive Easter egg hunt with color-coordinated Easter eggs and egg quotas, built a good three or four MOCs, one of which might do all right as a BBC42 entry (although it is rather ravenous), started a couple more, devised a really excellent solution to global warming (to be detailed in a future entry), and all sorts of swell bog blog-worthy stuff that I have forgotten at the moment, but hopefully I'll remember later. And, because I am a good little lemming, I have bought into the current blogging FOTM:

Arpy

P.S. Free cupcake to whoever gets the title reference first.