ME: Hmm... *Throws Shoggoth* Creature's incomprehencable to humans fight!!!

BK:Go Mi-Go!

ME: Flying Polyps, attack! Yithians, get his left flank!

BK: First wave of Byakhee, ATTACK!

ME: Ghouls, Yuggz, Yugguh, Deep ones, GET HIM!!!

BK: Gugs, Night Gaunts, Hounds of Tindalos, GET HIM!

ME: Cats of Ulthar! Elder things! Formless spawn! Shub-Niggurath's children! Form Voltron! Wait... I mean, ATTACK!

BK: Whatever he didn't already list, GET HIM! DARNIT RATS, GET OUT OF THE FREAKING WALLS!

ME: Azathoth! Tsathoggua! Shub-Niggurath! Mother Hydra! Father Dagon! Nyrlathotep! BK! Oh, wait... Uh, Hastur! Kthanid! GET HIM!!!

BK: HEY! You can't use GODS!..........And you're not supposed to say Hastur's name out loud.......DARNIT!

ME: Heh heh heh... That was a distraction... GET HIM CHUCK NORRIS!!!

BK: Oh yeah!? GET HIM BUGS BUNNY!..........Oh CRUD! If Bugs Bunny and Chuck Norris got into a fight, it would destroy all space and ti-

A funny conversation between BK and I...