I had to read that several times before I understood it. Well played.

I wish I understood programming.

I wish I understood programming.

I don't. I think my brain would explode.

Isn't the last line redundant, though?

~B~

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

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A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

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Ah man, that's hilarious. XD

~B~

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A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

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I'm dying. I'm going to repeat this so many times

Technically, that has nothing to do with recursion. It's an if/then statement with improperly defined variables.

I like posting basic code, seeing your reactions, and feeling somewhat like a programmer. (Spoiler: I'm not a very advanced one)