And now to take a page from KIE's blog.

Two competitive sisters were on vacation driving through Wisconsin. As they approached Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the towns name. They argued back and forth about who was right until they stopped for lunch at a fast food restaurant. As they stood at the counter one sister asked the young male employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The waiter leaned over the counter and said, Burrrr, gerrrr, King."

Kohaku