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"Better learn to laugh, because life's the longest, cruelest joke that'll ever be played on you."

 

"Puppies are only a viable food source if properly drained of their souls."

 

"He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at an Anger Management class dropout, never laughs again."

 

"Christopher Paolini, author of the Poorly Written Plagiarism of All Decent Fantasy Inheritance Trilogy does not count as human."

 

"Believe in yourself... Because nobody else will, loser."

 

"... Why am I even bothering to share my wisdom with you? Not like any of you appreciate it. FINE! I SUMMON Y'SLEEEEEEEEEESHUGGAWORGNORCK TO EAT YOU ALL!"

 

Aaaand that's all folks... As far as you know.

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Bahrag Kal
"Christopher Paolini, author of the Poorly Written Plagiarism of All Decent Fantasy Inheritance Trilogy does not count as human."

 

Or anything else, for that matter................

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Souperman

"If Stephen King is the Rolling Stones of novels, and Dean Koontz is the Beatles, then Christopher Paolini is Sanjaya Malakar."

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GMan
All too true, man, all too true... Or worse, Chris Paolini is William Hung. And H.P. Lovecraft's way more than that... He's practically the father of psychological horror...
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GMan
I know... There are all those awful combinations of 'A Shadow Over Innsmouth' and 'The Call of Cthulhu', and such... Nobody's tried 'The Dunwich Horror', or 'The Lurking Fear' yet...
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Bahrag Kal

Actually, I think there is a Dunwich Horror movie.........But, from what I've read, it seems to be about Wilbur sacrificing a woman to Yog-Sothoth...........

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GMan
I'm sick of all this plot molestation going on with adaptations of H.P. Lovecraft's work... And yes, that is the only adequate term for it.
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Raging Land Squid

I've seen the Dunwich Horroer movie... It's not all that good. And, there are several version of The lurking Fear, but none of them follow the story very well... I know, I've three of them...

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Awa

Right...to break away from all the lovecrafting...

 

"Christopher Paolini, author of the Poorly Written Plagiarism of All Decent Fantasy Inheritance Trilogy does not count as human."

 

Amen to that.

 

 

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Awa

Thank you Cthulhu! I was tupid enough to go see the movie awhile ago (ugh...), and when I tell you that it perfectly parallels star wars in so many areas...

It's cliche, too. Terrible.

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