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"Better learn to laugh, because life's the longest, cruelest joke that'll ever be played on you."
"Puppies are only a viable food source if properly drained of their souls."
"He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at an Anger Management class dropout, never laughs again."
"Christopher Paolini, author of the Poorly Written Plagiarism of All Decent Fantasy Inheritance Trilogy does not count as human."
"Believe in yourself... Because nobody else will, loser."
"... Why am I even bothering to share my wisdom with you? Not like any of you appreciate it. FINE! I SUMMON Y'SLEEEEEEEEEESHUGGAWORGNORCK TO EAT YOU ALL!"
Aaaand that's all folks... As far as you know.
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