Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived in the Shire

And frolicked in his ign'rant bliss of Smaug's hot burning fire

Wise old wizard Gandalf loved that hobbit fluff

And brought him Sting and daring acts to make his life real tough

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived in the Shire

And frolicked in his ign'rant bliss of a land most very dire

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived in Bag End

And frolicked in his ign'rant bliss of Gandalf's other friends

Together they would travel on a very scenic trail

Twelve dwarves had a very good time drinking dwarven ale

Elven kings and wizards would help the dwarves reclaim

Erebor into their hands and bring good Bilbo fame

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived in Middle Earth

And frolicked in his ign'rant bliss of his Took side's greater worth

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived by Hobbiton

And frolicked in his ign'rant bliss of treasures to be won

A Baggins lives forever, but it doesn't bring him joy

It's all in debt to that One Ring, and now his life's destroyed

One birthday it happened, wizard Gandalf breached his door

And stuffy Bilbo Baggins, he dropped it on the floor!

He'll never come tomorrow, it caused him too much pain

Bluffs no longer held their weight when guilt had wracked his brain

Without his precious friend, Baggins began to crave

And Stuffy Bilbo Baggins sadly sailed across the waves

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived by the sea

To live in peace he'd long since missed past the gates of Pelóri

Stuffy Bilbo Baggins lived by the sea

To rest in the Undying Lands and set his soul a-free!

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