I have read this and will likely review it, for it makes me mostly happy in my tummy. Also my arms are fairly pleased about it. My legs are not sure what to make of this 'reading' concept, though.

Ignore your legs. They are traitors and not to be trusted under any circumstances. When you wake up in the middle of the night in your kitchen, who brought you there? That's right, your legs. They wait for you to sleep, and then they strike.