A reeeeeeeally long time ago I wrote a parody of the song 'I think we're alone now', and it's themed on Pirates of the Caribbean. It's really funny. Bahrag Kal's already seen it (though I doubt he remembers it) and he liked it, and I forgot it for a while... Now I'm finally posting it.

Oh they're so depraved,

That's what they say when we come in like stormy weather,

We won't be merciful in our raid,

They made a last stand,

And so we're,

Pillaging just as fast as we can,

Passin' loot into one another's hand,

And they don't have much chance of winnin' the fight,

And then you get hit by a cannonball from out of sight,

And we're blasted to the ground,

And then you say,

I think we're just bones now,

We fell off the ship but we didn't drown.

I think we're just bones now,

When you give a high five it makes a clacking sound.

Look at the way,

We're all creepy at night in the moon.

I think it's that Aztec gold we stole,

Might be the cause of my chest's gaping hole,

Lootin' just as fast as we can,

Being evil and ravaging the land,

Stormin' the port in the moon light,

And then some bites of food pass right through me,

And they drop to the ground,

And then I say,

I think we're just bones now now,

Nobody died when the ship ran aground.

I think we're just bones now,

Bob lost an eye and it hasn't been found.

I think we're just bones now,

We fell off the ship but we didn't drown.

I think we're just bones now,

When you give a high five it makes a clacking sound.

Pillaging just as fast as we can,

Passin' loot into one another's hand,

And they don't have much chance of winnin' the fight,

And then you get hit by a cannonball from out of sight,

And we're blasted to the ground,

And then you say,

I think we're just bones now,

Bootstrap Bill was thrown off the ship but Davey Jones still has him around.

I think we're just bones now,

When people see us they get really loud.

Look at the way,

We're all creepy at night in the moon.

I think it's that Aztec gold we stole,

Might be the cause of my chest's gaping hole,

I think we're just bones now,(just bones now)

Nobody died when the ship ran aground.

I think we're just bones now,(just bones now)

Bob lost an eye and it hasn't been found.

I think we're just bones now,(just bones now)

We fell off the ship but we didn't drown.

I think we're just bones now,(just bones now)

When you give a high five it makes a clacking sound.

I think we're just bones now,(just bones now)...

Comments? Criticism? Gnomes?

Edit: Okay, I've seen dozens of people come and go in here and look at this but only one person commented. I would really appreciate some comments from you, I want your opinions on this. Please.