A Series Of Read-aloud Questions
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Who does make shoes?
Adidas.
Who makes ice-cream?
Haagen Daz.
What did Sam do?
Samsung.
What does a man become when he's knighted?
Acer.
I know what to do when I grow up. I want to be a fisherman. Why? I want to be a Fisherman's Friend.
What did Taipu say when the Nui-Rama grabbed him?
Lego!!! (Say it fast.)
Why does Apple have a bitten apple as its logo? Microsoft took a bite out of it.
So, when Apple wants an idea, it takes a look out of a Window(s).
The previous school I went to gave us a magazine reading scheme to prep up for the English exams. However, Reader's Digest gave us indigestion; Time took our time away and National Geographic made all of us Geography-enthusiasts instead.
All right, the game ends here. Grab your Wii and go play BH! I've got a lot of work to do, but every once in a while, we'd need a break. My twin sister provided most of these jokes, Dad provided the AppleMicro one and I gave the obvious BionicleLego one (though it was not as good).
If anyone is wiser than the Nutcracker and thinks of a few more brand-jokes, tell me and I'll add them in!
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