I care about my hair... I get ticked when the wind messes it up... I have awesome hair... It's what makes me the hotness...

Wasn't Ego the pet parrot of the sultan's evil advisor in Aladdin?

~Po~ drinks tea! And tea is good. Except when you accidentally drop five graham crackers into it, because I don't think it still counts as tea after that...

Turakii

I think was Eago... however you pronounce that.

Yeah like in the pics of urself topics all the girls are like "Heres me im so ugly" and all the guys are like "heres me im so hot"

The only thing hot about me is my face... I have an awesome face... and hair... Girls just don't know how to appreciate themselves... In my opinion (watch me get beaten to death by any girls who visit this Blog...)

Luckily, there are only about 3 girls on Bzpower

... In my opinion (watch me get beaten to death by any girls who visit this Blog...)

*Beats you to death.*

Turakii

Someone, avenge me! *dies, comes back to life* Never mind...

*peels Turakii off Cthulhu*

The spelling is Iago. He was the villain in "Othello."

Sorry, I was coming to your rescue.

Have you ever read Shakespeare's "Othello"? Great play. I saw it performed live. Bodies, all over the stage.

No, but it sounds like my kind of Play! *starts singing Drowning Pool... "Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies hit the floor..."*

Meh whatever... I like having my chubbyt cheeks i chew on them when im bored its fuuun. I love me.

O_o? I crack my knuckles for fun...

I know little about shakespeare or drowning pool so i felt it necessary to change the subject

Sorry, I was coming to your rescue.

 

Have you ever read Shakespeare's "Othello"? Great play. I saw it performed live. Bodies, all over the stage.

I've never seen it performed but I have read it before... Shakespeare was one strange person... And Iago was a very well built character as vile and a disgusting person as he was, he was extraordinarily smart and besides, all he did was give people ideas, he never really did anything... Yes he did...

O_o? I crack my knuckles for fun...

...

Wait, wrong thing...

*tries to be funny*

-the sz ihs an stuf leik tht-

*Gasp!* I pop mine, too! But Mom says it's annoying, so I don't.

I've never seen it performed, but since Mom has, I'll pretend I have and quote her. There were bodies all over the stage, and...

Turakii

nooo! the subject isnt changing (looks around)

Soo how about... calculators?

Let the bodies hit the floor!

Something's wrong with me...

Aaaahhh! Bad stereotype! I'm doomed. Yayz and stuff! Why can't I stay on topic for more than a sentence? I like to bite the inside of my cheeks too! I like to pop my knuckles, also! Chewing off my nails is even better!

Try not to drink so much caffiene, dude... It's bad for you... It also tends to make you ramble... Heh heh...

Who said anything about caffiene? Did it ever occur to you that I might just be naturally like this?