Becouse you're boring.

I second that... Heh heh...

Turns into this guy, and eats you all.

Nice try... *consumes KB*...

Why do you want us to?

Because, I like people knowing my innermost secrets!

...

*Consumes Cthulhu from the inside out*

BTW, that was the cover of the second Lord Loss book in England.

C'mon, go read Lord Loss!

*consumes KB from the inside out* This will go on for a while...

*Eats you from the inside out, and makes sure to chew*

*reforms in your stomach... You explode* HA!

*Reforms, brings out my Keyblade, and begins the slaughter*

By begins the slaughter do you mean... *stomps on KB until he's a smudge on the ground...* We should stop... We don't want this entry to get closed, do we?

*action displayed between asterisks*

*Kicks CtD and TKMOL al tha way to Nairobi, Kenya *

*Summons Chuck Norris*

*ROUNDHOUSE'd!*

*Watches in the backround eating funyuns, wondering how long this'll take to get closed*

Exactly... That's why I stopped... Hey, gimme some Funyuns!

Grr... My funyuns...

*Gives you the Vulcan Neck Pinch and steals Funyuns* Mmm... Funyuns... Er, what were we talking about?

Grr... My funyuns...

Not anymore.

...

I want some funyuns now....

Boy, and I thought I was the only one who ate funyuns.

Shok-lok-lagach! *Tackles Chulhu and grabs for funyuns*

Ah, so the decoy did work... *munches on funyuns...*

*Tearing apart decoy*

Wheredayuns? Weredayuns??!!! RAAAAGH!

*Watches from mountain top far away*

Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.... Mmm... Yuns...

*Decoy is spread out on the ground, shreaded*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!