Seriously, go to karz. I cannot believe that I am now writing this story, which I did not want to write under any circumstances. I cannot tolerate this. Go die.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LIGHT-HEARTED STORY, YOU WRETCHED THING! It was not meant to include tragic elements, emotional upheaval, possible romance plots (######??? ) or seriously creepy stuff from a positively nightmarish horror story!

Blasted Visorak noggins, this is awful.