I was thinking to myself a while back: Funny how many of the staff were, in ways, uncles/aunts/godfathers/don't know about godmothers...

And a few others who were not staff but were, in ways, uncles/aunts/godfathers...

Then I landed on the big question: How old are we?

All right, sorry to the staff but some of them are of proper age to be an uncle.

But I know that there are others who are around my age, and only a few years older for some.

And we're already someone's uncle/aunt.

But it cannot get any wackier than my situation:

I am my classmate's aunt.

Really!