Feed your rotting body the nutrients it requires with GAMER ENERGY FUEL.

Kerosene. I'm talking about kerosene. Just pour jet fuel into your shriveled husk and be amazed at the results.

Please do not actually drink kerosene

isnt kerosene what energy drinks are made out of anyway

b/c if so im way ahead of you on that i was in high school at one point

wasting your life away on video games is always the option.

We were the generation that beta tested energy drinks before the adverse medical conditions could be established yeah! *hauntingly weak high five*

id high five back but i dont have bones anymore

i am become gamer, explorer of worlds

10/10 would drink kerosene again

bonus: undertale does not take fifteen hours to play through, so you're good to go

that is, assuming, i am the average gamer

*put nearly 600 hours into Skyrim, forgot to do the main story past the third part*

*also killed important quest characters who never respawned in a town that wants me dead*