So, this is a game where you start out being related to both the Adams Family and the Brady Bunch simultaneously. Both families then start fighting over you because you're made of golden puppies or something, I dunno. Then it turns out it was just a dream, but you actually were related to the Adams Family after all. Then you go on a quest and then wind up in the Brady Bunch home, and they claim that you're actually related to them.

It turns out you're a Brady, but in Conquest you say "Screw that" and stick with the Adams family. Then the Brady Bunch and the Adams family face off in an epic fight to the death.

And your dad is literally the worst and sends you off to die.

Then your fake brother, looking past your Brady blood, decides he will send aid in the form of troops which include your fake sister.. Then your other fake brother, also looking past your Bradyness, sends more troops and one of them is bisexual.

Oh, and there's also this dragon who used to be human who whisks you away to another dimension so you can have a castle. The dragon is not a Brady or Adams family member.

Also, I got The Legend of Korra - A New Era Begins for 3DS for like $5. It is essentially Fire Emblem, but with less of a dramatic family dynamic.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo <3