Well, guess what I saw today? Yeah, Pirates of the Carribean. It was a pretty cool movie, but before I give you my short review, if you go there expecting something better than the original, well, you're wrong. I mean, it's still good, but the original is still better.

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First off, Davy Jones is pretty cool. With his tentacles of doom. Yeah, the plot of the movie is for Jack to find Davy's heart. If you stab it or something, Davy dies. Sounds easy, right? Well, not with his evil army of Sea Creatures (which are pirates that turned into half sea creatures, like this one guy has a hammerhead shark head).

Basically, the movie starts out with my favorite scene - the Cannibal Island. Really fun scene to watch. The movie then progresses through, with one of the main characters captured on Davy Jone's Flying Dutchman.

The stuff in the middle will take too long, so we'll go to the fight scene with that big wheel of doom. Finally, they find the box that has Jones' heart. It turns into a three-way battle with Jack, Will, and James Norrington. Cool battle to watch. Finally, Davy's evil army catches up with them, and one of those three guys has the heart.

The final battle with the Kraken is nice too, and ends with one of the main characters being eaten. Cool, but also lame. This dinner for the Kraken also sets up the third movie, which is gonna be released next year sometime.

So yeah. There's my review on the movie. The ants go marching two by two hoorah, hoorah. Just felt like saying that