Throwing cheese?  Well, that's no gouda!  Keep that up and you can swiss your friends good-bye: you'll brie left all prov-alone!  Surely there are cheddar ways to spend your time.  There's no need to act like a muenster.

I will not contribute to this amalgamations of puns that is sure to amass itself here.

Seriously people, PUN-ishment?

I am question your Sans-ity with these puns