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Wet Bandits vs. Muhammad Ali

Jean Valjean

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:kaukau: Who would win in a fight?

 

Serious question. I mean, Muhammad Ali is a pretty tough guy, but realistically, not even he would be able to survive the stuff that the Wet Bandits, specifically Marv, survived in the first two Home Alone movies. Do you honestly think that Muhammad Ali could knock out Marv? Granted, Marv doesn't pack much of a punch, so he wouldn't be able to knock out Muhammas Ali, either, so where are we at now? Honestly, who would win?

 

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Hordaki

If we're talking boxing, Ali. Marv can get back up, but he always falls, so Ali would win easily (at least through points). In a street fight, I still think Ali could win. Marv always got a chance to collect himself in between Kevin's traps, so Ali would have to get Marv down and keep him from getting back up.

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Xaeraz

Considering the wet bandits have multiple serious fractures to their skulls, I'm pretty sure it would just take Ali one punch to kill them.

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Noxryn

Considering the wet bandits have multiple serious fractures to their skulls, I'm pretty sure it would just take Ali one punch to kill them.

 

To be fair, the fact they aren't dead is in and of itself a miracle beyond the explanation of modern science.

 

However, one of them has a gun in each movie. So.

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Lyichir

Ali is dead tho guys

a dead guy can't win a fight

Counterpoint: the Wet Bandits are fictional. If anything that makes it a standoff. :P

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