Freaking Yahoo...

No, Meryl Streep did not get married "at long last" at age 68 to her longtime lover, Robert Redford. That news story is completely made up. For that matter, she hasn't been single this whole time, either. Shes been married to a man named Don Gummer for the lat forty years. Redford is married, too. Why is Yahoo putting this news on its homepage?

Go home, Yahoo. You're drunk.

*continues to use a Yahoo email account*