The stars are not right, Cthulhu. Sink beneath the waves, and Ry'leh with you.

 

*mis-aligns stars so Cthulhu sinks*

 

Bwahaha

 

 

:Venomess:

YOU PUT THE APOSTROPHY IN THE WRONG PLACE! IT'S R'LYEH!

*Hits you with 1,000,000,000 nuclear pumpkins*

*Many, many, many, many nuclear explosions*

He left Turakii in charge, did he not?

*blasts CtD with a high powered melon laucher set to 'nuclear' *

Frankin-kal, she left too.

*Encases both of you in metal*

*breaks out of metal*

So who is in charge of the pirates?

*blasts CtD with more nuke melons*

*retreats to safety in medical center*

~Jamie

YOU PUT THE APOSTROPHY IN THE WRONG PLACE! IT'S R'LYEH!

 

*Hits you with 1,000,000,000 nuclear pumpkins*

 

*Many, many, many, many nuclear explosions*

Whoops. I just Googled "how to defeat Cthulhu"

I guess the site spelled it wrong.

Lets try that again:

The stars are not right, Cthulhu. Sink beneath the waves, and R'lyeh with you.

*mis-aligns stars so Cthulhu sinks*

Bwahaha

*Smites Kal with giant watermelon for using metal. Again

:Venomess:

*Reincases him in metal, thicker this time*

Both of you are staying in there untill you can learn to not kill each other.

*breaks out of metal*

So who is in charge of the pirates?

*blasts CtD with more nuke melons*

Either Captain SZ or Tuakii... I don't know...

*breaks out again*

Nop. I'm not.

*blasts CtD and frankin-kal with energized lemons*

You have not the power to change the stars! I AM CTHULHU!

*Devours Venomess, and LM, then swallows nuclear pumpkin, small exploding sound, belches out smoke*

*climbs out of CtD's mouth*

I left a tittle present in there.

*CtD blows up*

Good ol' super nuke melons .

Yeah, but the problem with summoning Cthulhu is keeping him from sinking. So it shouldn't be too hard.

Just for good measure: *pelts Cthulhu with millions of cherries*

:Venomess:

If a pumpkin nuke doesn't kill me, why would a watermelon?

*Smashes pumpkin nuke over the back of LM's head*

*hits Cthulhu with durians*

Man, those things are great.

:Venomess:

*Hits you with a prickly pear cactus, thn a pumpkin nuke filled with knives*

*Pointy nuclear explosion*

*hits CtD with a sack of nuke pumpkins*

*scurries off, far way from CtD*

Hooray!! 4000th comment in this blog.

This is the first blog with 4000 comments!

*hits LM with pineapple*

:Venomess:

*Looks from CtD to LM and back*

...

BAH!

*Storms off*

*devours sack of pumpkin nukes, then begins firing them out of my gullet at LM and Venomess, them exploding on contact*

This is getting violent. I wouldn't be surprised if the mods close this if we don't stop being so violent.

*chucks nuke melon at the back of CtD's head*

Indeed...

*hits LM with a pumpkin filled with liquid nitrogen**

*hits Ctd back with a pear*

I'm suprised they haven't closed it for being so much like an RPG.

Grateful, but suprised.