*attaches pumpkin nuke to side of T's ship*

*Nuclear explosion*

*drops giant peach bomb*

*does not know what happened for past 20 pages*

*uses lemon magic to turn Cthulhu into a lemon*

*eats Cthulhu*

How does it feel?

-

*Climbs out of water, shakes off water, throws pineapple at Cthulhu, and runs to Pumpkin Chunkers' base for new building materials.*

Turakii

Oh, yeah. This is gunna be my last entry for my war log... Time to unleash The cornucopia bomb!!!

*Unleashes the cornucopia bomb*

*Everyone gets hit in the face with a variety of assorted fruits*

Corn isn't a fruit! *smashes with pineapple*

Oh, great, now I'm covered with cherries and watermelon and pineapples and grapes and peaches and apples and oranges and grapefruits and...

And I dropped my pumpkin building materials! Now I have to get more to build yet another ship! Arrr...

Turakii

*smashes more pineapples into Turakii's face*

FRUIT PIRATES WILL OWN U!! *steals Ocrist's pineapples and throws them at the Lemon Club shield*

MB has spoken

*runs back to playground base that Po set up*

*goes down the slide laughing merrily*

*puts pineapple spikes at the bottom of the slide*

Okay, I lied. This is my last entry...

*Mashes avocado onto Ocristº's and Turakii's heads*

*Runs off towards impregnable base*

*Jumps in base*

*Falls asleep for the rest of the week*

Okay, I lied. This is my last entry...

 

*Mashes avocado onto Ocristº's and Turakii's heads*

 

*Runs off towards impregnable base*

 

*Jumps in base*

 

*Falls asleep for the rest of the week*

*takes sleeping Po out of base and uses him as human shield*

Cornucopias have nothing to do with corn!

Seran, have you locked onto our target yet? I'll fire when ready.

-

FRUIT PIRATES WILL OWN U!! *steals Ocrist's pineapples and throws them at the Lemon Club shield*

 

MB has spoken

*Lemon Club base dematerialises into the Multidimensional Rift*

*Floods the surrounding area with several gallons of lemonade*

Aanchir, PM me for your suggested target for Secret Weapon III.

-Seran

Avacado and pineapple, this is going to be one bad hair day...

*Steals Ocrist's pineapples from MatoranBuilder and rolls them up Peach Asploder's base's slide.* Open up! We know you're in there!

Quick, someone throw a banana at me so I can make a new banana katana to make up for the one that got eaten!

Turakii

*Since I'm a mechanic I build myself a pineapple base with a fully automatic pineapple turret. Pelts BD with Pineapple turret*

Po is hit because he is a sleeping human shield.

*kicks Ocrist and MatoranBuilder down slide, which crashes into Turakii*

*Po sleepwalks and throws peaches, plums, and pears everywhere*

*Takes cover in base after chrushing turakii with my weight*

*Gasp.* Ocrist is heavy...

*Slowly limps to pineapple base and sneaks through back door into storage room, wondering all the time what the Lemon Club is doing.*

Turakii

*not knowing Turakii is there I jump back on the pineapple turret and shoot everyone I see*

*Grabs box of pineapples and dashes victoriously outside, limp forgotten.*

Turakii

*Jumps into LEMON TANK and starts blasting Ocrist with giant rounds of lemons*

Heavy artillery, woohoo!

*Creates pineapple shield to block the lemons and chucks exploding pineapples at tank*