*Bludgeons Ocrist with a coconut-tree*

*destroys RaspberryFlood with GhostBlackberries*

:Venomess:

Brutaly injures Wonko

*surrounds Pumpkin Chunkers' land*

*has some sort of epic battle with Kal*

*steals Chunkers' land that touches 'Asploders' land*

*steals all land*

Hooziwutzit: toa of thingamabobs, saying you join the closeteers is perfectly fine.

We are the biggest and first group.

We have the girl who had the ides for a second Fruit War, the guy who threw the first volley, and the guy who hosts the battlefield.

NO ONE ELSE CAN BEAT THAT

~Jamie

This isn't over. I can't watch

the Fruit Stand threatened...

*climbs into PIE fighter*

*shoots rasperries at :Venomess:*

JSZ out

*steals all land*

*negates*

*surrounds Pumpkin Chunkers' land*

 

*has some sort of epic battle with Kal*

 

*steals Chunkers' land that touches 'Asploders' land*

 

*Shells territory*

*Takes back land*

*Shells peach territory with rasberry-flood*

Unleashes the...Loks!

*steals all land*

No. You must be joking, though.

Maybe you'd like to join a faction,

first, if not already.

(fruit stand fruit stand fruit stand...)

JSZ out

*surrounds Pumpkin Chunkers' land*

 

*has some sort of epic battle with Kal*

 

*steals Chunkers' land that touches 'Asploders' land*

 

*Shells territory*

 

*Takes back land*

Eh, I did that since everyone's just stealing land, and I don't like it...

WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN SO THAT TEAMS DON'T THINK WAR IS UNFAIR:

Every faction has the same template to make as their island (same size, shape, etc.)

You simply throw fruits, not take land

Only once a team surrenders, they can give their land to another faction (highly unlikely, which is the point)

*blows up Fruitlord Ecto with Atomic Melon*

Unleashes the...Loks!

*Has durain-mechs come in and shoot them in the eyes*

@BD, War isen't fair, and it's more fun this way.

Then what I can just do is, when everyone's on, posting here, I post, "I take all the land." Everyone else is posting, and don't notice that I took all the land until after 10 posts.

Well, you shoulden't be able to do god-mody things like that, no.

This isn't a freaking RPG.

He can do whatever he wants, and as long as Dokky feels it's fine it's the LAW.

(Besides, Doktor's on OUR team >8D )

*WINS WAR *

~Jamie

*Negates*

*Shoots in face with spud-gun*

Well, you have to battle for land.

I'll be off for the night. See you

all in the morning .

JSZ out

Do potatoes count as a fruit?

They count as somthing fruit-like.

I win. You lose, And I make it a law you can't negate this and negate that or negate that or negate that.

*throws fruit of victory* =)