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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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So... what happened to the Peach 'Asploders when I was gone? :P

We took over an island...uh...destroyed the multdimensional lemon rift...uh... we...didn't get attacked?

Of course I was the only one on our team fighting. :P

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The golems has pegged the

Fruit Stand flag into the once-

Lemon Club sour soil, making it

Fruit Stand territory.

 

FRUIT STAND FOREVER!

 

JSZ out

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So... what happened to the Peach 'Asploders when I was gone? :P

We took over an island...uh...destroyed the multdimensional lemon rift...uh... we...didn't get attacked?

Of course I was the only one on our team fighting. :P

As a reward, you get double shifts as a human shield! =D

 

Also, we need someone to be in charge of the Peach Towers.

 

IPB Image

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*Hits Lehatu with a Kumquat*

what?

*Sends some Golems to defend the Fruit Jedi Territory*

Don't forget to protect your own land NP

 

*Yami*

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So... what happened to the Peach 'Asploders when I was gone? :P

We took over an island...uh...destroyed the multdimensional lemon rift...uh... we...didn't get attacked?

Of course I was the only one on our team fighting. :P

As a reward, you get double shifts as a human shield! =D

 

Also, we need someone to be in charge of the Peach Towers.

 

IPB Image

yez, I'm on my way to the top!

 

*throws peach at Yami*

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*Takes out a lime launcher and shoots Lehatu down before he reaches top of tower*

*Takes out limesabre and duels with Darth Mangos.*

*Yami*

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*shoots Darth Mangos with papayas*

 

Don't let anyone get to the top,

:Yami:! I'll help NP protect his

territory

 

*flys away in PIE fighter*

 

JSZ out

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*Takes out a lime launcher and shoots Lehatu down before he reaches top of tower*

*Takes out limesabre and duels with Darth Mangos.*

*Yami*

Ha, Lehatu falls down to the bone-crushingly hard ground. But I have a perfect plan to get him to the top! >=D

 

*puts Lehatu in bazooka and launches him to the top of the tower*

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*Darth Mangoss blocks with his Bananasaber, then counterattacks by throwing it, boomerang style, so it's coming at you from behind*

 

*legion upon legion of FruitZombies walk up behind him*

 

Epic battle with Yami, OK. Do not disturb.

 

 

:Venomess:

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You know, you lot really aren't too clever :P

 

I said I had a plan. And while you are all swarming over the apparent remains of our base...

 

*Multidimensional Rift opens up and

 

1. A new Lemon Base from an alternate dimension flicks into existance

 

2. Millions of Lemons bombard all those foolish enough to stand on the 'remains'*

 

BTW, Peach 'Asploders, we disintegrated your base several pages back.

 

*Dematerialises*

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*Throws Darth Mangos into the dungeons*

*Sets up detonators at the bottom of one of the Peach towers.*

Okay everybody clear...3..2.1&

*Sets off detonator*

Edit:Er Venomess...JSZ shot Mangos while i was fighting him then I kinda threw him into some dungeons.

*Yami*

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I said I had a plan. And while you are all swarming over the apparent remains of our base...

 

*Multidimensional Rift opens up and

 

1. A new Lemon Base from an alternate dimension flicks into existance

 

2. Millions of Lemons bombard all those foolish enough to stand on the 'remains'*

 

BTW, Peach 'Asploders, we disintegrated your base several pages back.

 

*Dematerialises*

And we destroyed your rift with limes! Limes I say...twice!

 

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I already claimed that land

for the Fruit Stand. To ensure

that, I bombard your new base

with rasperries from the PIE

fighter I'm in. Ha.

 

JSZ out

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You know, you lot really aren't too clever :P

 

I said I had a plan. And while you are all swarming over the apparent remains of our base...

 

*Multidimensional Rift opens up and

 

1. A new Lemon Base from an alternate dimension flicks into existance

 

2. Millions of Lemons bombard all those foolish enough to stand on the 'remains'*

 

BTW, Peach 'Asploders, we disintegrated your base several pages back.

 

*Dematerialises*

Eh, which one? :P We have our mobile base, a giant peach tank, a playground, and one that was already disentigrated. :P

 

*Throws Darth Mangos into the dungeons*

*Sets up detonators at the bottom of one of the Peach towers.*

Okay everybody clear...3..2.1&

*Sets off detonator*

 

*Yami*

*uses Lehatu to cover the bomb, reducing damage*

 

Still, damage taken. @_@

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*Activates secondary power generator finds Mangoss and begins epic duel of the century*

Now nobody disturb this is between Mangoss and me.

*Yami*

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*ends fruit war by throwing limes into lemons, the fruit ninjas at the fruit pirates, apples at pineapples, oranges at grapefruit, melons at grapes, raisons at berries, plums at prunes, peaches at peach, bananas at plantains, and coconuts at each other*

All this causes a giant explosion and everything is destroyed, yay. :)

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As Lehatu shoots up to the tower I shoot him with my YAMI ROX MY SOX tomato gun and jump out of my Apple Nuva Golem transporter and to an epic-like sword flip-kick at Lehatu.

 

EDIT: It ended?

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I said I had a plan. And while you are all swarming over the apparent remains of our base...

 

*Multidimensional Rift opens up and

 

1. A new Lemon Base from an alternate dimension flicks into existance

 

2. Millions of Lemons bombard all those foolish enough to stand on the 'remains'*

 

BTW, Peach 'Asploders, we disintegrated your base several pages back.

 

*Dematerialises*

And we destroyed your rift with limes! Limes I say...twice!

Nope, it's definately still there. There's even a link in my sig to prove it. As stated in the actual Lemon Club, limes are inferior to Lemons, and therefore cannot destroy them.

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Let's stop with the "I took your land!" or "I destroyed your land!" and stuff like that. :P If you want to damage something, make it repairable.

 

*blocks up wormhole connecting to rift with peaches*

 

It will take you seconds to eat through it all! >=D Ha Ha... ha... =(

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