You must choose a side.

 

The closeteers welcome all.

Come join us and win.

 

We are leading the war as we speak.

If this is still going on when I get back Wednesday, then I'll pick a side.

 

Arpy

 

 

No, join the pumpkin chunkers. We have an elder god, atomic pumpkins, and doughnuts on thursday.

We have the person who thought of the idea for a second war AND the guy who threw the first fruit AND the guy who hosts the battle.

 

Can't beat that.

Join the Pirates! We have.... uh... Pirate-y things! And melons!

But we have a friggin' elder god.

*Warps back for a moment* Join me in the Fruit Ninjas faction! I started the FIRST Fruit War! *Warps out*

But we have a friggin' elder god.

 

Yes, but check the main fruit war entry. I just sunk him.

 

And I'm with the Closeteers.

 

 

:Venomess:

Hmm, perhaps I shall lend my resources and services to the highest bidder...?

 

Arpy

 

 

Wait-- there's a ship?

*throws grape grenades at :venomess:*

Have you ever seen a pirate without a ship?! Its a banana boat! Here to sail the citrus seas!

*hurls coconuts in the air at random*

 

No! You're a Lemon Club member, aren't you? Always remember your loyalties!!!

 

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Join Lemon Club, get free Lemon artillery!

Join the Closeteers, and not only get the fullest list of Fruit War information, but also get power privileges.

 

Such as our unlimited magical fruit arsenal.

I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but that's okay. I must be loyal to the Lemon Club even if I don't understand Verbal Fruit Chucking.

I'm at camp right now...not bothering me about beign offline!

 

Anyway, I'm staying away from the fruit wars, I hope....

 

-CF

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Kohaku