Yes, I like these fine

Birds have feathers? News to me!

Why do you bite mice?

Turakii

Haikus are supposed to be five syllables / seven syllables / five syllables...

Then I must have miscounted, oops.

Yep, ToM knows everything from reading to writing, thats why he lives in the library forum......and that was the BEST haiku I've ever seen, I mean read, is there such thing as catnip mice?

Yes, there are such things as catnip mice. You can buy them at the pet store.

Sorry to say this

The first one's from Get Fuzzy

But somewhat altered.