I GOT TO INTERVIEW JK ROWLING

Me: ok so wuts up in da hood

Rowling: ...

Me: nvm so wut do u haf pland netx

Rowling: Well...HARRY POTTER 8 IS COMING OUT!

Me: wow tatz amazing can u tel us hoo dies

Rowling: I'll say it proudly - Dudley.

Me: wow how duz he die

Rowling: Well...he was walking down the street, and a manhole cover was misplaced.

Me: WOW INTERESTING

Rowling: THe 8th book will be called "The Legend of the Protodermis and the ! Pictures Topic !"

Me: kthxbai

Well, I hope you enjoyed the interview!