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Conspiracy Crossng


Enfero Lunos

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Animal Crossing is not quite as innocent as initially meets the eye

 

The town is not as it seems. Why is it cradled in a perfectly square canyon? Why does a river run directly through it? Why is there only one natural type of fruit? Why do all the trees look the same? Why do so many incompatible creatures live together in the same ecosystem? Why do sharks swim so close to shore? Is it to prevent citizens from attempting to escape? Why is your home carefully monitored, every Sunday? Why is the only way out guarded?

The characters are not as they seem. A normal, yet ambitious entrepreneur, who has the power and motivation to completely renovate a building in 7-46 hours? A normal seeming child, who is able to cut down a mighty tree in 3 swings, and can catch a fish with a simple fishing rod? Why are some animals intelligent, while the others continue their meager, but normal, existence? Why do characters leave so often, and where do they go? Are they "Removed" because they do not meet the standards of the town? Why do the special visitors only stay for one day, and where does all their money go to?

The inanimate objects are not as they seem. Why can a fishing rod endlessly catch sharks without breaking? Why will a buried shovel turn gold? Why do golden objects express unnatural qualities? Why is a golden shovel able to plant trees that grow money? A snowman, made from tiny particles, becomes sentient. Is it nanotechnology? Why are genetically impossible flowers able to exist?

 

Anyone who thinks the world of Animal crossing is peaceful is dead wrong.

It is clearly a tightly controlled "Utopia," Where any threat to peaceful society is swiftly eradicated. Just who is the Leader behind all this?

You don't have to look far.

Who has a monopoly on all of the goods in town?

Who has the only major competitor for money tightly monitored?

Who sends his minions to give out "exclusive" items, in exchange for labor, goods, or information?

Who is responsible for any changes that ever happens around town?

The answer is painfully clear.

The dictator of this cruel, nightmarish "village" is none other than our very own Tom Nook.

 

 

 

 

This is an example of over analysis.

It was fun, though.

Thank you, and good night.

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