Hello friends! Even though I know none of you, I, TAK, recently had some time to sit down with Zaktan and talk to him about his recent adventure. We met at the completely destroyed Piraka Stronghold.

TAK: Hello Zaktan!

Zaktan: :angry:

TAK: Do you want to say anything before we begin?

Zaktan: :angry:

TAK: Are you sure?

Zaktan's protodites twitch.

TAK: Okaay.. First question! Why does your Three-Pronged Blade look like giant siccors?

Zaktan: So I can cut Toa up! Its a new pastime.

TAK: ..Interesting... *gulps* What's it like being a leader?

Zaktan: I really don't "lead" I just tell everyone else what to do!

Then, Vezok in a maid uniform came in and bought Zaktan a drink.

TAK: So..what do you guys do for food?

Zaktan: I only drink the blood of my enimies! *finishshes drinking his drink*

TAK: What was that?

Zaktan: Ketchup. B)

TAK: Um, what did you think of the Toa Nuva when they came?

Zaktan: Oh! Are those the ones that had ugly masks!?

TAK: I guess you can say that.

Zaktan: They were weak. But stronger than other Toa. But we so totally kiced thier butt!

TAK: What about the Inika?

Zaktan: Those are the ones with the even UGLIER masks right?

TAK: Yup!

Zaktan: The just got lucky, we're gonna get the Mask. Then I can cut them up!

TAK: You're obessed.

Zaktan: Am not.

TAK: Anywho, what did you think of Fenrahkk?

Zaktan: Fenrahkk is waaaaaaaaaaaay too big. I'm gonna cut him up later.

TAK: You are obsessed.

Zaktan: AM NOT! Go protodite buddies!

TAK: *being chocked* Well, I guess that's all folks! *cough*

Zaktan: Oh, and don't forget to read my new book:

"How to Survive Your Death Sentence"

TAK