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All Books End The Same


Toaraga

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I offer no spoilers for the books you haven't read, and I tell you no secrets from the stories you haven't finished. I won't answer any questions that might have arisen in your pursuit to finish that exciting novel of mystery, nor will what I tell you help you with that dreaded reading assignment when school starts. I won't give you any clues to solve or a solution to some elaborate, profound puzzle, nor will I expand your knowledge of the unknown.

 

After all, what I'm about to tell you is common knowledge, so if you're still reading this, you probably want to know the truth.

 

Okay, I'm just going to go ahead and tell you that when it all comes down to it, all books end the same way...

 

 

 

That's right, they all end with the ever-so-necessary punctuation mark; whether it's a question mark, exclamation point, period, or even an ellipse (...), the story will end with a punctuation mark.

 

If I get really technical, every book ends with a back cover, but let's not get technical: that's just silly.

 

©1984-2007 Toaraga EAM

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What happens if you whiteout the punctuation mark, and rip off the back cover? Then it doesn't end the same anymore :D
I believe that would fall under Rule 44, Section I, Sub-section A: Books Without Endings. The book does not end.

 

©1984-2007 Toaraga EAM

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