What's your problem?

I am obsessed with saying "Sweet Goober's chicken legs!".

That is a problem. First, I would suggest covering your nose and mouth with Duct Tape, and then use what's left to cover your ears and tape your eyes open. Next, dye yourself green, do selected jigs from Riverdance, and run in circles screaming "I love Barney!" at the top of your lungs, all on the front lawn.

Last time I did that, I was arrested and sent to the funny farm. It was really hard to use the computer in a straight jacket.

Well, that changes everything. You should Jump in a lake with your clothes on, imagine your a whale, and whenever you surface, yell, "Sweet Goobers chicken legs!" Continue to do that until you are embarrassed, or you drown, whichever comes first.

Nuh uh. Last time I did that, they sentanced me to hard labor in Mexico, senor.

How about bungee jumping with a rubberband from a helicopter above an activley errupting Volcano?

Nope. Last time, I got a citation from the fashion police for wearing smokey black socks with striped pants. But the socks were white when I bought them

How about biting 700 dog's tails off with your teeth while singing the theme for 101 Dalmations?

Last time I did that, a wizard put a spell on me that makes it so I can't tell good jokes.

What about jumping in the Alligator pit at the zoo, and pulling out their teeth with rusty pliars?

Locked in a cage labeled 'monkey boy' for a year.

Okay, then hijack the Goodyear Blimp and jump out with a belt covered in two inches of lead and an Umbrella.

Last time I did that, I was arrested for the reckless indangerment of a candy bar in my pocket.

Then stowaway on Discovery during it's next launch, and jump out of the cargo bay when it opens, aiming towards earth.

The last time I did that, I was caught in a time vortex and was transported back a million years. Then I plummeted to the ground at hight speed, and crashed, killing the dinosaurs.

How 'bout eating cereal until your gut explodes?

I don't have enough cereal.

I hereby declare you helpless.