Turned out to be a birdseye chilli, which according to mum is pretty strong.

So maybe I'm not as weak as I thought. Meh.

Teehee, southern accent.

*Can't resist*

Well done, young one. You have taken the first step towards true enlightenment.

...And the second step as well.

That would still leave an undetermined number of steps left. But two steps is pretty good, by any record.

However. Slow steps are required. One must gradually accustom themselves to the sweet spiciness.

I absolutely knew you'd come running to read this.

Ah, Chillis. Great all mixed up in stir fries and curries, so spicey, so nicey.