Ah, listening to good ol' Radio KOL. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Ah, it feels good to listen to music and hearing funny quotes. Like this one:

Girl: Hello?

Evil Maggot: Hello, I am an evil maggot, and I am here to take over the world!

Girl: Too bad, I'm gonna take it over first!

Evil Maggot: No I'm taking--Excuse me? I'm an evil maggot, and I am allowed to take it over before you. What are you?

Girl: What?

Evil Maggot: What are you, then?

Girl: I'm an evil dictator human woman.

Evil Maggot: Ew.

Girl: Girl!

Evil maggot: Girl, right, whatever. Maggots are so much more important than evil dictator woman-girls.

Girl: No it isn't, I could beat you in a battle anytime.

Evil Maggot: Oh yeah, well, why don't you prove it then, you big girl? I'd like to see you fight me right now in a sword fight to the death! *Clangs sword* Are you ready?

Girl: Too bad!

Evil Maggot: Let's do it! *swords begin clashing each other* Yeah..alright, I got...oh, good moves...yeah, oh, all right...yeah, you're good, but I'm winning...I'm winning...pretty good, not bad, but--*dagger swings at him* AAAAAAAAAAAH! You're not allowed to use daggers! Ohhhhh...

Girl: It's what you get!

Evil Maggot: What?

Girl: It's what you get! You deserved it!

Evil Maggot: Okay, evil dictator woman-girl, you win the right to take over the world today, but I will do it tommorow, okay? Or, how about, if I do it on Tuesday after tea?

Girl: Okay.

Evil Maggot: All right, and then you can do it on Sunday before we have a biscuit and some coffee in the afternoon?

Girl: Okay.

Evil Maggot: Okay. Can I play you a song?

Girl: Um,yeah, can you play...um...? Hmmm.

Evil Maggot: Yeah, no I can't play that, because I don't what it is, do I? I'm not a pyschic maggot.

Oh man, and there's so much more that I think are hilarious!