Well, The Andy Griffith Show is probably my favorite TV show of all time. It has good humor, action, and life lessons (especially when Opie kills the mom bird by accident and he has to take in her babies). And I love some of these quotes, so I've decided to put some of my favorite quotes here.

Mayor Pike: Oh, you didn't! I specifically asked you to get a substitute for him, but you didn't. You got him.

Andy: You did and I didn't but I did.

Mayor: How could you do it?!!

Barney: Well, he did it.

Mayor: You didn't.

Andy: I did.

Mayor: How?!!

Andy: I just did.

~~~

Barney: Juanita, Juanita lovely dear Juanita

From your head down to your feet,

There's nothing half so sweet,

As Juanita, Juanita, Juanita.

(Andy opens and closes the door in and sneaks up behind Barney)

Oh, there are things to wonder,

Of which men like to sing,

There are pretty sunsets and birds upon the wing.

But of the joys of nature,

None truly can compare,

With Juanita, Juanita, she of beauty beyond compare,

Juanita, Juantita, lovely, dear Juaneet.

(Togther; Barney and Andy): Juanita, Juanita lovely dear Juanita

Andy: From your head down to your feet,

There's nothing half so sweet,

As Juanita, Juanita, Juanita.

(Barney hangs up the phone quickly)

Andy: That's beautiful, Barn!

(Barney messes up his hair in anguish)

~~~

Barney: Well, for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know, the narrow chin, and the eyes close together, and slack jaw with prominent overbite.

Andy: You know who that sounds like?

Barney: Who?

Andy: You.

~~~

Floyd: You always wanted to eat the shaving cream! You thought it was ice cream.You were pretty stupid, you know that!

~~~

Andy(after finding briefcase full of money): Now Goober, you didn't see this.

Goober: I'm looking right at it.

~~~

Otis:"Uncle Nat....you're not Uncle Nat.... You're a goat!"

~~~

Barney:"I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato!"

~~~

Opie (after seeing lip-stick on Barney's face): PA, PA! Barney's face is bleeding!

~~~

Andy:One loaded goat around here is all we need.

Barney: Yah, and the whole thing goes "blooie!"

~~~

Barney to Opie: Giraffes, now, giraffes are selfish, just goin' around, lookin out for #1, gettin' hit by lightning. Boy, those giraffes are selfish.

~~~

Barney: "Now don't give him my Mr. Cookie bar, I'll want that later."

~~~

Barney: "SARAH! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!! No Sarah, I didn't say anything about pay day."

~~~

Barney (jumping rope): My mother, your mother, lives across the way.

Every night, they have a fight and this is what they say:

Icka backa, soda cracker, icak backa boo, icka backa soda cracker, out goes you!

~~~

Barney: I've already lost two bullets in the laundry....

Andy: And one other thing - when you send that shirt to the laundry, unload.

~~~

Barney: "Suddenly, I'm no longer Barney Fife the Man...I'm Barney Fife the Bulkhead."

Well, I can't think of anymore right now, but there are some really funny ones out there.

Jimmp-Timmy 3 is going to show on tonight, and I want to see it. I already saw the other two.

Yeah, just chillin'...nothing else to do.