WHO SHOT BIONICLE REX?

I'll be lucky if I get one entry in this. *wipes away a tear*

Rules:

1. You must guess who ate each food item, who drank each beverage, who won the dance and who shot B-Rex. Don't guess only one thing like TuragaIriuni934 did.

2. Keep in mind that this is completely non-canon.

3. No skimping.

4. Read the story. Every clue is in it, and you can easily piece it together. I will stop the contest by the time a winner has been announced. If the winner is announced before I have 3 posts in this topic, I shall wait for there to be 3 posts in the topic.

5. There will be 1st place, 2nd place and 3rd place. The one with the closest guesses to what was correct will each win prizes. Each will win an exclusive banner. I might even be able to talk a Moderator into offering additional prizes.

THE STORY

During a BZP staff member get-together, which was attended by five people, Bionicle Rex was shot in the arm. As there was nobody around besides the staff member and a dog, it had to be one of the staff members.

The five staff members were Binkmeister, Screenguy, Omicron, Makaru and KIE. Omicron had somehow gotten his hands on several recipes for BIONICLE drinks. The five options were Putake (a sweet soft drink,) harakeke tonic (extracted from harakeke roots and carbonated,) Bula wine, Snowdrift Float (Putake and a Ko-Metru ice dessert called Komah) and Blue Substance. Nobody had the same drink, and everybody had one.

KIE, in his drink selection, was quite humble. Omicron, on the other hand, went for the most extravagant. He and Screenguy, although quite different in many ways, both had the same ingredient in their beverages, both of which were quite sweet. Binkmeister was watching a funny video on his laptop and proceeded to spit his Bula wine all over the screen.

The staff members also had a dancing competition to see who could dance the best to old Mata Nui Online Game music. One staff member, preoccupied with talking to B-Rex, just sat back and sipped his Putake, not participating much in the competition. The winner impressed the crowd with odd facial expressions, which were actually caused by the drinking of his bitter Ga-Matoran beverage.

The competition had gotten the staff members hungry. KIE, who was unbeknownst to them acting as a link between the BIONICLE dimension and ours, whipped up five dishes popular on Metru Nui. As with the drinks, nobody ordered the same dish as someone else. These dishes were: Matorusya Metruana (a type of bread,) delicious Ga-Metru seaweed salad, korakya soup (a cold Po-Metru noodle dish,) Le-Metru Rk’yao, and imaki haimrrxh (an unusual Skak’di dish that is impossible to describe.)

The member who did the least dancing was the least hungry and ordered the smallest of the dishes, which also had the longest name. The winner of the contest, however, treated himself to an exotic dish that he had never had before. When asked how it was, the winner was lost for words. The person who had the Rk’yao had been burned on his index finger. He didn’t say how, but Omicron had spotted a fingerprint on the oven used to cook the food in question. Bink had eaten foods from all the metrus, starting with Po-Metru, except one. He decided to try food from that particular Metru. He enjoyed it immensely.

After the meal, B-rex came in. He had been delayed heavily by traffic. After quickly ordering a Bula wine and imaki haimrrxh, he sat down and got to business. Just as he finished the beverage, he was shot.

Investigations proved that the gun had actually been covered in LEGO and disguised as a MoC. When the prime suspect was questioned not only for making the gun but also for committing the shooting, he confessed, but claimed it was an accident. He hadn’t built anything in decades and furiously denied the planting. He said that he had shot the gun, thinking it was just a realistic replica, and shot B-Rex in the arm.

CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY? Who had each beverage, who had each food, who won the dance and who shot B-Rex?