So Rhett Bomar. He used to be OU's quarterback. Then he did dumb things, and now he's at Sam Houston State University.

As soon as he transferred, we totally booked a game with SHSU. Tonight we played them.

We won hardcore.

But I digress. We're walking to the game, laying some fun smash talk down (because it's what you do, y'dig?), and we're all like "Man, I hope we lay that cheatin' Rhett Bomar out so many times it's not even funny."

As we say this, we walk by a family wearing SHSU shirts.

"Excuse me, that's my brother."

TRUE STORY.