lulz

MARIO IS TOO FAT FOR THAT GAME >

Mario could only win by cheating...

MARIO'S A CHEATER

Maybe if Mario threw all his plumbing tools in front of Sonic before the race started and then Sonic tripped on them...

And if that all fails, then... He would at least have a chance with the high jump...

What about a plumbing contest

Perhaps they consider kart racing an Olympic sport in the mushroom kingdom .

Pssh, are you kidding me? Sonic's such a loser, that he'd probally trip over his own feet.

Sonic for the lose! Boooooo!

That game is just wrong in so many ways.

The first few Mario games were fun, but enough is enough. You can only use the idea of fat plumbers that fight dinosaurs, in a world of mushrooms, to save a princess, so many times. I knew they were out of ideas when I first heard the words "Paper Mario".

Sonic used to be awesome, but the newest games (Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic Riders specifically) just weren't as good as earlier games. I've heard The Secret Rings is supposed to be very good, but I don't like the Wii, so I won't be playing it anytime soon.