Well, i was bored. So i took out a blender, and put in stuff like ham, pickles, yogurt, salt, whipped cream, salad mix, etc into a blender, with other weird stuff, including fire sauce, then i turned the blender on. It was all goopy. So i poured it in a cup, then went outside. 2 of the evil neighborhood children were outside. They asked me what it was, so i told them it was a new type of dip, and then they came out with chips..then they tasted it.. They ran inside their house, and i haven't seen them since.

Then i just poured it in the street, it looked like someone barfed. then the most evil of the neighborhood children came out, and was playing around in the street, and stepped in it, and she thought it was barf, and ran around in circles screaming.

Oh, the fun of being a teen.