If anyone's interested, I have some moderately funny quotes from Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert Guess what the name of the book I got them from was and I'll give you a very special prize

I'm sure there's a difference between leadership and evil, but I don't know what it is.

Taking credit isn't enough. You also have to shift the blame.

When you have words like "arrogant, baboon, slap, and honeymoon," something has to be funny.

Every time I open software, I think I'll end up incarcerated for some reason.

I love the thought that dumb people don't know who they are. I hope I'm not one of them.

It's sobering to think that people who forward chain e-mail can also vote.

I still wonder about the subtle distinction between "marketing" and fraud.

When you combine a sock puppet with a talking cat, it doesn't matter what they say.