Hey, you.

Pop quiz: in ten months, your scooter's broken. What do you do?

Do you see this? It's our new Customer Protection Racket program. Thirty dollars insures your purchase. And believe me, you're going to need all the help you can get. I once knew a little boy who bought a bike from here, and when he took it home to ride, a spoke skewered his skull. And it can happen to anybody. I'd hate for something to to happen to your kid on this.

Is that a threat? Pay the thirty bucks and you don't have to find out.