I am annoyed.

Yesterday I displayed something of four-fisted action, the strip that went there and did it, the most LAWsomest thing of all. I also decided to adopt its pinnacle as my avatar and even bought 20x20 more pixels--they only cost a nickel, just like a certain something else.

Almost immediately, a bunch of other losers pulled the same thing. The copied me. You folks know I am the original. I am not someone who wants to copy others--I know and am comfortable with who I am (which is whatever you don't want me to be, baby). The only time I've ever wanted to copy something from someone else was when I was a kid--I wanted to be able to strangle people with my mind like Darth Vader.

This was my idea. The others stole it from me. And they're going to pay for it. Oh yeah, high-five. Someone's going to be running up the stairs just to find out how dead they are. It may take a bit of work, but the airfare will be so worth it.

By the way, your kids will love these.