Ok, so, completely hypothetical science stuff here.

Say in one hand, you have a black hole. Not really in your hand, it'd suck your hand right in there, no question. But hypothetically.

And hypothetically, you had a hypothetical kitten named Bob in the other hand.

Also hypothetically, you found out that there was another secret black hole type in the universe, and that this black hole could do anything, and Veronica found out that Dirk was actually Lisa's gender-changed half sister from Russia who was the father of Billy Bob, and everyone EXPLODISHPLODE!? Er, hypothetically?

And if this makes no sense, you're hypothetically dumb.

Don't worry, I was hypothetically kidding. It made no sense. But really, if you had control of a black hole, wouldn't you just love to send a couple people in there once in a while?

Me: "Hey, it's the media!"

Black Holey: *shloooooooooop*

Me: "Shloop?"

Black Holey: *continues drinking Slurpee*

Me: Dang.

I guess that's why you don't see too many Seven-Elevens nowadays.